Market Research
March 10, 2009
Here are the ten most common search engine terms people use to get to my blog.
1. gwen paltrow naked
2. chuck bass drunk
3. naked gwyneth paltrow
4. john stossel
5. naked paltrow
6. naked grandma
7. fattest roller derby girl
8. smurfette tattoos
9. cynthia mcfadden ugly dress
10. bad moomin
Cheer up, my dears! I just know you’ll find those naked pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow some day!
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natalilly | March 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm
http://goop.com for Gwyneth in all her sparkle and celebritified glory.
And personally, I want to see more of Smurfette. Naked.
Naked Smurfette. Or a Naked Smurfette tattooed onto the arm of a hairy Midwestern man. Because that’s super heterosexual. And lord knows how I love super hetero men in the Midwest. Mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Chris | March 11, 2009 at 9:25 am
I admit, I was searching for bad moomin & stumbled across your page- more nude pics of Snufkin please!
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Jessica | March 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm
That’s the best search list I’ve ever seen. I’m going to go search all of those things right now.
I just read your comment on my blog from last month (why doesn’t google offer comment alerts?!)… thanks so much! And I totally know your friend Sasha (through Violet Folklore & we finally met last month)! Those are some lovely & amazing girls.
I love your blog! I’m adding it to my blog-roll toot sweet.
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Jessica | March 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Er, I just figured out how to get comment alerts… I think… anyway, strike that.
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susieprue | March 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
so classic! only you, miss automne, would attempt to lure readers in with the false promise of naked paltrow.
this led me to check what search terms were leading people to my site. among my top ten are:
“her pants * fire” video
busty gals
which prue is it anyway+cardigan
you prue video fuck
i must be pretty disappointing to some searchers. ha ha!
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gullybogan | March 20, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I have the same problem with Brooke Hanson.